Keeping My Word (but not really)
Ghost-friend: my brother was in the parking lot going to his car
Ghost-friend: he overheard a lady saying "it's FREEZING right now"
Ghost-friend: it's 57 degrees over there
Me: LOL FLIPPED A TABLE
Me: it had a puzzle on it too
Me: thanks a lot, rando lady
*note: i didn't actually flip the table with a puzzle on it. i was at a friend's apartment and i'm pretty sure he would've flipped the table back onto me had a ruined his puzzle. :P
23 degrees fahrenheit.
That is how cold it is outside right now. If I see anyone bitching about how cold it is and you have higher than 50 degree weather, I’m going to flip a table.
I mentioned this in my first OOTD and recently it has come to my attention that some girls either don’t know what it is, or just pretend like they don’t. Let me explain how to conduct the test. Step 1: Lay your arms at your side- make sure they’re straight! Step 2: Look in a mirror or just down, but I find mirrors easier for the big picture. Step 3: Notice where your...
Long distance relationships suck. I’ve been in one, am in one, and have friends who are in them right now. I know how hard it is. I know the pain, the cycles of doubt, the feeling that no time together is ever enough, and so on. But I also know the feeling of anxiousness and excitement to see your significant other again. I know the feeling of knowing there’s always someone who is on...
Tennis with Mike Song
jasonyang: September 2011 I wish I could be friends with cool people like them. :’|
Run where you’ll be safe. Through the garden gates to the shelter of-...– -The Hush Sound “Magnolias” I was watching my bf’s LoL stream and he had Pandora playing on the Panic at the Disco! station. All of a sudden I heard a familiar tune that I had not heard in years. It was The Hush Sound! It just brought me back to high school- I remember seeing them...
I'm a biology major and I am NOT pre-med.
99% of the conversations I have with people I’ve just met: Them: What’s your major? Me: Integrative Biology Them: So are you going to med school? Me: No Them: Oh. Oh? Why does “no, I’m not going to med school” warrant an “oh” in response? Don’t sound so disappointed, please, because I for sure am not torn up about it. And I know that half of the...
Happy two-year anniversary with my boyfriend! :) Dang.
Roommate: When do you leave tomorrow?
Roommate: Oh. Ew. You smell like poo!
That awkward moment...
when my bf is streaming live* and goes through all of my Facebook profile pictures with me and all these other people watching… -______________________________________- *He streams LoL live- Kid Gorgeous
Swallowed by anger, blinded by rage.
One of my closest friends is a very critical person. She is skeptical about anything and everything, and is quick to jump to conclusions. I think this trait is most detrimental in her opinions of people. Not that she is always wrong, but it is hard for her to give people the benefit of the doubt. If someone does something to rub her the wrong way she will forever remember that and harbor a sort of...
Chicken and Green Bean Casserole
Ingredients: 1 tablespoon olive oil 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 1 (14.5 ounce) bag of frozen regular cut green beans 1 (10.5 ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup 3/4 cup mayonnaise 1/2 cup grated* Colby Jack cheese 1 cup of French’s fried onions *I actually had a block of Colby Jack cheese so I just cut it up into really small cubes- still worked! Directions: 1....
Everyone has a story.